Lenny Bruce

"Communism is like one big phone company."

Thomas Browne

"All things are artificial, for nature is the art of God."

Milton Berle

"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door."

Shelley Winters

"Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife."

Luis Bunuel

"Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese."

Jack Benny

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."

Paul Gauguin

"Art is either plagiarism or revolution."

Loren Eiseley

"One could not pluck a flower without troubling a star."

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