Home computers
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
Doug Larson
How little other people know
A college education shows a man how little other people know.
Thomas Chandler Haliburton
You have a college degree
If you have a college degree you can be absolutely sure of one thing … you have a college degree.
Unknown author
University vs college
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
John Ciardi
Two rules of any technology used in a business
The first rule of any technology used in a business is that automation applied to an efficient operation will magnify the efficiency. The second is that automation applied to an inefficient operation will magnify the inefficiency.
Bill Gates
Two coins
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.
Harold Geneen
The only game left for people
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
Bill Veeck, 1975
