Sex and soccer
“I usually don’t have sex. Not on the same day. I say ‘no, thanks’. I guess that, mentally, I want to keep the feeling in my feet and that’s why. I think the feeling sort of disappears out of your feet if you have sex before. I have tried before and my feet felt like concrete when you are supposed to kick the ball.”
Freddie Ljungberg
A comfortable man
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Mark Twain, “What Is Man?”, 1906
Real friends
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
Sicilian Proverb
What, exactly, is the Internet?
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo.
Dave Barry
Requires a computer
To error is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
Farmer’s Almanac, 1978
