“Be truthful, nature only sides with truth.”

“Doubt whom you will, but never yourself.”

“I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.”

“The way to succeed is to double your error rate.”

“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.”

“We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch.”

Adversity and loss make a man wise. – Welsh

“Don’t borrow someone else’s spectacles to view yourself with.”