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Rodney Dangerfield

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"The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest."
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Fran Lebowitz

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"My favorite animal is steak."
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George Carlin

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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
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Henny Youngman

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"If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving."
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Alfred Hitchcock

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"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
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Margaret Mead

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"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
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Lily Tomlin

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"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
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Fred Allen

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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
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