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Stephen Fry

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"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me."
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Mitch Hedberg

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"I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down."
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Ogden Nash

Citat in Citate amuzante, Citate celebre
"The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat."
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Robert A. Heinlein

Citat in Citate amuzante
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
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Ronald Reagan

Citat in Citate amuzante, Citate celebre
"One picture is worth 1,000 denials."
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Milton Berle

Citat in Citate amuzante
"We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight."
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P. J. O’Rourke

Citat in Citate amuzante, Citate celebre
"Never fight an inanimate object."
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Jack Benny

Citat in Citate amuzante
"If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
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