Andy Warhol

"I am a deeply superficial person."

Emo Philips

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

Phyllis Diller

"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."

E. B. White

"Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one."

Doug Larson

"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."

Diogenes

"What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others."

Carl Sagan

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe."

Princess Margaret

"I have as much privacy as a goldfish in a bowl."