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Groucho Marx
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"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."Henny Youngman
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"When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my X-rays."Fred Allen
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"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."Bob Hope
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"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."Alfred Hitchcock
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"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."