Vince Lombardi

"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."

Yogi Berra

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

Milton Berle

"Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name."

Napoleon Bonaparte

"In politics stupidity is not a handicap."

P. J. O’Rourke

"Never wear anything that panics the cat."

Joey Adams

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."

Kin Hubbard

"The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket."

Fred Allen

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

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